postal 2 apocalypse weekend achievements

Achievement unlocked!Ī great place to get this done is in the parade square with the elephants. Once they wander close enough, they'll pick it up, eat it, and start puking. Make sure he/she doesn't see you or they will try to arrest you. When an officer is near, drop a doughnut (default key is X) on the ground and piss on it (R + fire). (Bonus: you can now open carry your weapons!) Equip the uniform after picking it up (default key 'E') and you're set. When you break out of it you will be right next to the locker room. Finally, you'll be put in the maximum security prison. An easy way to get there is to get arrested and break out of jail 5 times. You can get it by making your way to the very top of the police station, in the back of the locker room is a locker containing this uniform. The third outfit is the police officer's uniform. You own clothes and the gimp outfit can't be missed if you play through the week. He's invulnerable to bullets and melee weapons, so you'll have to kill him with explosives. You get this achievement for killing him. Outside the store where they are sold, there is a giant Krotchy mascot. On Thursday, you need to get a Krotchy doll. Just kill 10 people who are minding their own business on your way. Once you escape their compound, you still have the gimp outfit until you make it to the laundromat. On Wednesday, after pissing on your dad's grave, you are abducted by hicks who dress you up in a gimp outfit. Some NPCs die quicker than others, so keep trying until someone lives right up to the beheading! The easiest way to do this is to aim for the legs first, then take off the arms, and finally the head. You'll need a fast weapon that can sever limbs, such as an axe or knife. After that you should use ladder and after that will be another part of level with 'Loading' screen and you're find some Terrorists. In bushes there will be tube, crouch and go into it. There will be almost vertical rocks, and some bushes. You don't have to kill all of the protestors in the burning library.Īfter you're start game near your trailer - go around it to back side. You just have to eliminate the 6 (?) protestors at the entrance of the library BEFORE returning Your book. Mike is in the bathroom office and Vince is next door in the room with your check.Īnd THAT'S why you never get out of the tree They can both be found in the rooms with their names on the door. You get this achievement for killing both Vince and Mike J on Monday when you go to pick up your check. You don't have to kill all of the protestors after getting the check. You just have to eliminate the 6 (?) protestors outside the RWS Office BEFORE taking the paycheck. On tuesday, ask someone to sign your petition until someone rejects you three times and runs, then gun them down. Bon Appétit!īehead someone with a shovel, sythe, axe, garden clippers or baseball bat, then kick the head while a dog is watching and he'll chase it.

Just look exactly up, unzip your trousers (default: R) and use attack to piss. upon dropping dog treats or kicking a head somewhere a dog will chase it you recieve this achievement

If you're spotted again, simply back up and transition back to the previous zone.įind a bass sniffer radar(there is one in the police station and by your house on a few of the days(if you want the achievement fast, start a postal 2 difficulty game and you get one by default) then press the use key(default enter) to use itĬats can be found walking around many of the areas of the game, and there are quite a few behind the lucky ganesh on monday, grab one by walking up to it(default walk key is shift) then when holding the shotgun or machine gun press the use key(default enter) to 'accessorize' it.ĭogs can be tamed in two ways, one you can find dog treats(there are some in the house with loud music by the library) or you can behead someone and kick the head(playing fetch with the dog). You will likely go unnoticed long enough to lose your wanted level. When you reach max wanted level, simply exit through a loading zone (preferably one that is a tunnel), and wait on the other side. You'll likely achieve this without trying at some point, but if you're having trouble, just remember that police can't follow you through loading zones. to house backdoor in front of your trailer) and press 'Kick' button ('q' for default) Simply press the unzip key(default r) and then hold the fire key(default left mouse) until you have peed in someone's face until they vomit. IF ANY ONE WANT HELP I can help I did whole achievements write on my profile or in the comments I will help you if you stuck

Postal 2 apocalypse weekend achievements